You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
