Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Randomize
