he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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