He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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