I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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