it wasn't lemon gatorade
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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