I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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