hotel room ftw
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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