That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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