Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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