Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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