the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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