I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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