Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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