WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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