But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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