They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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