I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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