I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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