Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It's never too late to be topless.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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