Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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