Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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