Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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