even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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