The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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