I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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