every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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