Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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