I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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