Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
and she was petting her beer can
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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