I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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