Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
