Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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