I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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