I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Blood and glitter go together right?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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