let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I love you.
Bad choice
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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