i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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