YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
