Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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