Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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