"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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