Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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