this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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