This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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