whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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