the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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