I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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