Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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