But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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