Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We are two peas in an std pod
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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