Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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